Wednesday, April 28, 2010

LAWAK LEMBU

Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, x pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah x sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.

Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu).

Si anak dah rasa x best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dgn pekembangan teknologi. So dia ckp dgn bapak dia:

Anak: Bapak tau x, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej x payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....

Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu..

p/s: Wakakakkakkak

Monday, April 26, 2010

Wonder Boyz Huhuhuhuhu



Korang Tau Wonder Girls Yg Femes Tu Kan?

haaaa niiii ak show Wonder Boys pulak wkakakakakaka

ni full video dier... http://www.ziddu.com/download/9614225/Mestimariiiii.mp4.html

p/s: Wonder Pet pun x sengal mcm ni. :P

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Exercise your neck!!!

Doctor advises patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.

'All my patients never come back to me again.'

Enjoy your exercise .........


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Bangsa Malaysia, Bangsa Kita




This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:

Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother- in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Akademi Fantasia', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA:

Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all 'dried up'.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere... As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU' ?:
- on the way lar.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
- 10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive chicken meat?

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:

Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:

there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION:

'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:

Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):

Everybody doing it lah.......

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):

Give them minum kopi la

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